1 00:00:04,919 --> 00:00:08,257 - How's it going? - Great. Is my mean boss behind me? 2 00:00:09,484 --> 00:00:12,053 - I hate this place. - Now, he's behind you. 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,472 Emergency! There's something growing up in the store. 4 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,725 - What is it? - It's a line of costumers. Go! 5 00:00:18,581 --> 00:00:19,969 I haven't had a break all day. 6 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,505 I rearranged the storeroom, restocked the muffin case, 7 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:25,024 and put up fake springlers cause the fire marshal's coming. 8 00:00:25,314 --> 00:00:26,545 We don't talk about... 9 00:00:30,025 --> 00:00:31,572 Can't I have a quick break? 10 00:00:35,546 --> 00:00:37,692 That guys is constantly on your case, 11 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:40,665 - you should stand up for yourself. - You're right. 12 00:00:40,961 --> 00:00:43,815 Need to shake things up a bit, make a bold move. 13 00:00:44,317 --> 00:00:47,192 You look thirsty and hungry, you must be one of Hope's costumers. 14 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,175 Hope, what did I tell you earlier? 15 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:54,511 Hope, move the cake. Sell the cake. 16 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,081 And yet there it sits. 17 00:00:57,559 --> 00:00:59,123 I think it's gone bad. 18 00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:00,518 I'm serious. Smell it. 19 00:01:00,759 --> 00:01:02,352 Cake gone bad? Dear... 20 00:01:07,513 --> 00:01:08,513 I quit. 21 00:01:43,004 --> 00:01:45,111 {pos(192,210)}Thanks for doing this. I'm temping at some office, 22 00:01:45,236 --> 00:01:47,267 {pos(192,210)}I never figured out how to tie one of these things. 23 00:01:47,392 --> 00:01:49,358 {pos(192,210)}- And you are ready y to go. - Thanks. 24 00:01:50,248 --> 00:01:51,648 Very funny, James. 25 00:01:54,874 --> 00:01:57,867 {pos(192,190)}That doesn't look right at all. Let James help you with that tie. 26 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,912 - Is Hope up yet? - Not yet. 27 00:02:02,192 --> 00:02:04,665 At one point last night, she was more vodka than woman. 28 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,212 I am proud of her, showing the world it's okay that she quit her job. 29 00:02:10,999 --> 00:02:14,091 {pos(192,190)}She showed the world a lot more last night when she got out of that cab. 30 00:02:17,607 --> 00:02:19,646 Why did I quit my job? I have to work. 31 00:02:19,771 --> 00:02:21,721 I can't shop if I don't work. 32 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,810 Well, there goes the economy. 33 00:02:25,769 --> 00:02:28,856 Leave her alone, James. She made a bold move yesterday. 34 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:31,145 You know who else made a bold move once? 35 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:33,444 That guy in the park who screams at the air. 36 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:37,782 You know what's overrated? 37 00:02:38,097 --> 00:02:39,664 {pos(192,210)}Jobs and money. 38 00:02:41,573 --> 00:02:45,463 {pos(192,210)}I have to sit here with Mark all day, praying his boxers {*shorts }don't crack open. 39 00:02:47,746 --> 00:02:49,627 Well, I won't be here. I have a job. 40 00:02:50,668 --> 00:02:53,923 - So what's the job? - Temping for some guy... David Schick? 41 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:56,758 David Schick the venture capitalist? 42 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:00,221 He's a big deal. He's young and rich. 43 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:01,540 Googling him. 44 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:05,473 {pos(192,190)}Holy crap, he's done a lot. He's a big business guy. 45 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,468 {pos(192,210)}He works in new media... 46 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:10,189 And Hope worked in old media. 47 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,960 Fix your tie, man. You have to get me a job. 48 00:03:13,085 --> 00:03:14,652 How can I{ get you a job}? I'm just a temp. 49 00:03:14,832 --> 00:03:16,904 Well, talk her up. Tell him how great she is. 50 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:18,632 David probably won't even notice me. 51 00:03:18,757 --> 00:03:21,927 I just want to get my $63.54 and be done with it. 52 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,329 Do it for me. Please? 53 00:03:26,077 --> 00:03:26,895 Come on. 54 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:29,670 - Say yes. Come on. - I guess I could try. 55 00:03:30,237 --> 00:03:31,237 Thank you. 56 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,530 You're not ticklish at all, are you? 57 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,202 David Schick's office. Hope? 58 00:03:52,512 --> 00:03:54,762 No, I haven't gotten you a job yet. 59 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:57,278 I don't know, I thought I'd wait until he gets here. 60 00:03:59,027 --> 00:04:02,575 I promise you, the second he walks in, I will ask him to hire you. 61 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:08,452 David Schick's office. Hello, Mr. Schick isn't in at the moment. 62 00:04:08,577 --> 00:04:10,763 Please hold. David Schick's office. 63 00:04:10,888 --> 00:04:13,076 Please hold. David Schick's office. 64 00:04:13,201 --> 00:04:15,202 Hold, please. David Schick's office. 65 00:04:15,327 --> 00:04:16,449 Hold, please. 66 00:04:16,574 --> 00:04:18,850 David Schick's... Hello? Hello? 67 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:21,752 Son of a toothless hairy whore! 68 00:04:24,725 --> 00:04:26,375 I thought I'd lost you. 69 00:04:27,423 --> 00:04:29,363 You're David's grandma! 70 00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:32,855 Will do, mama Schick. 71 00:04:34,236 --> 00:04:36,137 So listen, we have a huge day ahead of us. 72 00:04:36,262 --> 00:04:38,438 I have three meetings, a video conference in tokyo and... 73 00:04:39,686 --> 00:04:41,322 No idea who you are. Who are you? 74 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:43,908 I'm Mark. I'm your temp. 75 00:04:44,336 --> 00:04:47,202 Temp? I was really looking for someone more permanent. 76 00:04:47,637 --> 00:04:49,955 I don't want to get tied down to a regular job. I'm an actor. 77 00:04:50,637 --> 00:04:53,208 Well, who said I was offering you a permanent job? 78 00:04:53,654 --> 00:04:56,587 Sorry. It's just the way you made it sound. Like an offer. 79 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:00,341 - I like you, Mark. - Well, thanks. 80 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,700 So, big day today, Mark. 81 00:05:02,825 --> 00:05:04,638 Let's kick some ass and take a few names. 82 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,014 I got a pen and I am ready to take names. 83 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:10,935 My assistant quit. Are you sure you're not interested? 84 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:12,269 Thanks, but no. 85 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,054 But, hey, I do have a roommate... She's a girl... 86 00:05:15,179 --> 00:05:18,025 - I know for a fact she'd be interested. - Is she hot? 87 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:21,111 She's hot, beautiful, 88 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:23,344 not pushy... 89 00:05:24,108 --> 00:05:24,949 Nice girl. 90 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,953 - That's a lot for one girl. - And she'd make a great assistant. 91 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,581 So, regular and nice, huh? 92 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:35,512 I miss that, you know? All the women I meet want something from me. 93 00:05:35,637 --> 00:05:37,127 I never know who I can trust. 94 00:05:37,369 --> 00:05:39,636 Well, she is awesome and... 95 00:05:40,277 --> 00:05:41,288 Wantless. 96 00:05:43,897 --> 00:05:46,178 Let's do it, okay? I want to meet her. 97 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,973 Cool. Should I have her come in for an interview this afternoon? 98 00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:52,037 No, office interviews are always so stuffy. 99 00:05:52,162 --> 00:05:55,052 Nobody ever feels comfortable being themselves. 100 00:05:55,261 --> 00:05:59,196 I'd rather it be something less formal, you know, maybe after work. 101 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,576 - Well, how about tonight? - Perfect, 102 00:06:01,701 --> 00:06:03,445 but could we do it someplace quiet? 103 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,906 Maybe somewhere where we could just talk? 104 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,241 How about our place? 105 00:06:07,449 --> 00:06:09,906 That's good. She'd be relaxed, comfortable, 106 00:06:10,031 --> 00:06:11,620 and I can leave if it sucks. 107 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,680 And who knows? If she's hot as you say, 108 00:06:14,805 --> 00:06:16,709 maybe I could kill two birds with one stone. 109 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:19,837 You know, I've been so busy, it's been a long time for the... 110 00:06:23,539 --> 00:06:24,452 This is nuts. 111 00:06:24,577 --> 00:06:26,802 Why would a guy like David Schick come to our apartment? 112 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:30,448 Don't be a fool, James. Schick is coming here for tail. 113 00:06:30,573 --> 00:06:32,923 The kids refer to it as a booty call. 114 00:06:34,824 --> 00:06:37,479 Calm down, everybody. This is going to be great. 115 00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:41,706 If Schick likes Hope, Hope gets a job, and I'm a big hero in Katie's eyes. 116 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:45,728 Right, then you can swoop in and do nothing for six more months. 117 00:06:47,854 --> 00:06:49,636 If I could land Schick as a client, 118 00:06:49,761 --> 00:06:53,787 I'd have more zeros in my bank account than you guys had in your fraternity. 119 00:06:55,205 --> 00:06:58,738 - We weren't in a frat. - Yeah, we couldn't get into one. 120 00:07:01,263 --> 00:07:02,713 Where's Hope? Is she ready yet? 121 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:06,008 - How do I look in this outfit? - Business in the front, 122 00:07:07,128 --> 00:07:08,528 party in the back. 123 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:12,264 That's what I'm talking about. Now go get ready. He's due any minute. 124 00:07:12,546 --> 00:07:14,725 - I am ready. - Sweetie, you're not ready. 125 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:18,312 I'm gonna go casual tonight. It's your night to shine. 126 00:07:18,676 --> 00:07:20,499 You're such a good friend. 127 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,651 Didn't mention this{ earlier but}, there's something you should know about David. 128 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,569 - What? - I think maybe he's coming over 129 00:07:27,694 --> 00:07:30,502 because he's looking for more than just an assistant. 130 00:07:30,949 --> 00:07:32,743 - What do you mean? - Sex. 131 00:07:42,532 --> 00:07:45,931 - What, you don't mind? - All guys are interested in sex. 132 00:07:46,073 --> 00:07:47,423 Like that's news. 133 00:07:48,698 --> 00:07:52,304 - Except this guy's really into it. - Did something happen to you at work{ today}? 134 00:07:56,588 --> 00:07:59,228 So you're okay if this guy just wants sex from you? 135 00:07:59,644 --> 00:08:02,374 Clearly I can't control who wants sex from me. 136 00:08:04,669 --> 00:08:06,318 I might as well use it to my advantage. 137 00:08:06,759 --> 00:08:09,157 - What? - We know that if a guy is looking at us 138 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:11,698 and his mouth is moving, he wants sex. 139 00:08:12,691 --> 00:08:15,077 - I don't. - Right, because we're friends. 140 00:08:15,512 --> 00:08:18,539 Well, I don't know about that. I wanna sleep with a lot of my friends. 141 00:08:20,134 --> 00:08:21,208 Go get him, Thom. 142 00:08:24,947 --> 00:08:27,931 When a man talks to a woman, she ssumes he wants sex. 143 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:31,957 All I need is to meet him, flirt a little and see what happens. 144 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,972 By the way, David Schick is really cute. 145 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,398 I know, right? 146 00:08:37,258 --> 00:08:39,140 I'm wondering if I should work for him, 147 00:08:39,265 --> 00:08:41,391 or just cut out the hard part and just marry him. 148 00:08:43,307 --> 00:08:46,220 So, Hope, when David gets here, 149 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,422 make sure you don't come on too strong. 150 00:08:49,072 --> 00:08:50,737 Please, do I come on too strong? 151 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:56,529 Do I? Ever? 152 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,579 Come on, guys! Answer me! 153 00:08:58,887 --> 00:08:59,761 No, never. 154 00:08:59,886 --> 00:09:03,083 That's why we all look down at our feet and up at the ceiling when you{'re} talk{ing}. 155 00:09:05,073 --> 00:09:08,257 David doesn't like it when people obviously want something from him, 156 00:09:08,702 --> 00:09:11,261 - play it a little cool when he comes. - Got it. 157 00:09:12,748 --> 00:09:14,256 That's him. Here we go. 158 00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:16,305 Deep breaths. Like Mark said, just keep it cool. 159 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,849 We're listening to him now? That's making me really nervous. 160 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:22,895 Just put it out of your head this guy could change your life in an instant. 161 00:09:23,169 --> 00:09:24,706 - Not helping. - Sorry. 162 00:09:28,322 --> 00:09:29,885 - How are you? - Good good. 163 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,258 Great place, 164 00:09:31,383 --> 00:09:33,120 simple, uncomplicated. 165 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:35,115 Thanks. Hey, David, this is Hope. 166 00:09:36,555 --> 00:09:38,410 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 167 00:09:42,513 --> 00:09:43,874 We'll talk business later. 168 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:47,544 Here's my card. It's leather. 169 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:51,385 So, David, can... 170 00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:56,345 we get you a glass of wine, a drink or a mojito? 171 00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:58,722 Would you like to offer me a job? 172 00:09:58,974 --> 00:09:59,974 Kidding. 173 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,714 We joke around here a lot, because we're cool. 174 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,346 - So who's this? - And this is Katie. 175 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:12,110 Nice to meet you. It was really nice of you to come over. 176 00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,113 Well, I'm having a beer. You want one? 177 00:10:16,899 --> 00:10:20,035 No thanks. A girl that drinks beer. I like that. 178 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,913 So is that your book of crossword puzzles? 179 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,174 This? Yeah. 180 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:27,626 They drive me crazy and relax me at the same time. 181 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,504 I've been stuck on a word{, but I refuse to cheat}. 182 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,048 - What is it? - An eight-letter word for Marketplace. 183 00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:35,342 - Emporium. - You told me. 184 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,758 I'm sorry. 185 00:10:37,342 --> 00:10:39,347 Mark, can I see you for a second? 186 00:10:42,402 --> 00:10:45,133 What the hell is going on? I thought you said David was here to meet me? 187 00:10:45,258 --> 00:10:46,603 He was, then he met Katie. 188 00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:48,772 By the way, great job of playing it cool. 189 00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:51,822 You got all in my head by telling me to be cool. 190 00:10:51,947 --> 00:10:54,695 Besides, who knew he'd like the girl-next-door type? 191 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:56,445 Emporium. 192 00:10:56,632 --> 00:10:57,732 Lucky guess. 193 00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:00,607 Mark, focus. 194 00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:03,322 I'm freaking out. I quit my job. 195 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:05,580 I have this great opportunity and I'm blowing it! 196 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,999 Okay, calm down. 197 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,208 Here it comes. 198 00:11:11,145 --> 00:11:13,412 I really need this night to work. 199 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,095 I need a job. 200 00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:20,885 Pull yourself together. You were an executive once. 201 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:23,333 - You know how to do this. - But when I got fired, 202 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,258 I lost all my confidence. 203 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:29,383 Now it seems like I have it together, but inside I'm a total mess. 204 00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,692 - It'll be okay. - How is it gonna be okay? 205 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:36,611 I don't know, it's something guys say when girls cry. 206 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:42,743 Great, now my inside stuff is coming out. 207 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:46,580 You've gotta help me. 208 00:11:47,453 --> 00:11:49,510 Let's fix that makeup. All right? 209 00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:52,544 We'll blow that nose. Give me a big blow for Mark. 210 00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:57,658 There you go! 211 00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:01,403 Now maybe pop a button on that blouse. 212 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:05,494 We're not teaching the alphabet to kids on the prairie. 213 00:12:06,194 --> 00:12:07,194 Thank you. 214 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,812 - Now tell me I look great. - You look great. 215 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:12,292 No, I don't. 216 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,234 Pull yourself together or you could end up with Thom! 217 00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:21,298 Thanks, I needed that. 218 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:30,688 {PUB}Is there a race? 219 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:33,064 Just checking on our other guests, like Hope. 220 00:12:33,189 --> 00:12:34,336 Hope, are you okay?! 221 00:12:37,252 --> 00:12:38,924 {pos(192,210)}I really think we should focus on you. 222 00:12:39,749 --> 00:12:40,550 {pos(192,210)}Thank you. 223 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:44,137 It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't want something from me. 224 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,325 {pos(192,210)} 00:12:50,451 {pos(192,210)}Well, there's beautiful, together Hope. 226 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:56,215 Together and smart as a whip, she is. 227 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,860 You know what else is smart? 228 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,326 Putting your money in high-yield government bonds 229 00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:03,031 in this very volatile market. 230 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,617 I've got all the money I'll ever need. 231 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,662 But you want to keep it. That's where Devers, Levine and McDonald come in. 232 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,873 - What we'll do is... - Really interesting. 233 00:13:15,402 --> 00:13:18,004 You two talk. I'm gonna go freshen up my drink. 234 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,091 No, Katie, don't go. Mark can freshen up your drink. 235 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,906 - Yeah, stay. - No, go. 236 00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:24,136 - No, stay. - Go. 237 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:31,226 - What are you doing? - I have no idea what you{'re} talk{ing} about. 238 00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:34,604 Yes, you do. You're trying to get David interested in my girl. 239 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,815 {Like the way}As you're trying to get him interested in mine? 240 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:40,072 - Hope is not your girl. - And Katie is not yours. 241 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,780 Dating women who ignore I'm dating them is my move, so back off, jack. 242 00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:51,447 - This is a complete disaster. - I know. 243 00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:55,041 David has this thing about wanting someone real and down to Earth. 244 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,462 - What am I supposed to do? - You the actor. Come up with something. 245 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,381 I think you're thinking of writers. I say words they come up with. 246 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,843 Well, write the words, and then act them out. 247 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,748 So, Hope, let me ask you something: 248 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,474 what kind of cars and watches does Katie like? 249 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,392 She hates time and driving. 250 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,897 So Mark worked for you today. 251 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,040 I am into all the things you do in new media. 252 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,087 - I used to wonk on TV. - I don't watch TV. 253 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,975 {pos(192,210)}- Can I get a martini? - A martini. 254 00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:28,742 {pos(192,210)}Hitting the hard stuff. Living it up. 255 00:14:29,532 --> 00:14:31,305 {pos(192,210)}That's groovy, baby. 256 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:39,161 {pos(192,210)}Careful, woman. You are this close to losing me forever. 257 00:14:44,788 --> 00:14:45,788 So... 258 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:49,911 Katie's really playing hard to get. 259 00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:53,435 I'm not used to that. Pisses me off and makes me horny. 260 00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,363 God, I love a challenge. 261 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:03,298 I'm not getting anywhere with David. I just did an Austin Powers impression. 262 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,963 I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 263 00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:11,243 This has been great, but I was wondering if we could go someplace quieter. 264 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,537 Well, the dining room is nice and quiet. 265 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,947 So can we go? 266 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,363 Well, I can't. 267 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:24,631 Why not? I'm sure your roommates wouldn't mind. 268 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,007 Actually, I mind. 269 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,176 Really? 270 00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,372 Katie and I are an item. 271 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,993 We didn't say anything earlier because we... 272 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,943 And why didn't we say anything? 273 00:15:38,098 --> 00:15:41,064 Well, that's because Mark is still married. 274 00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:46,224 We're separated. It's private. 275 00:15:46,349 --> 00:15:49,239 We stay together for the children. They're the future. 276 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,217 Anyway, David, 277 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:54,998 I've realized recently that Katie 278 00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:57,498 is the love of my life. 279 00:15:58,848 --> 00:16:02,586 From the first day I saw her{* in high school}, there's never been anybody else. 280 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,837 I wake up every day thinking she's the most beautiful, 281 00:16:07,962 --> 00:16:09,852 special girl in the whole world. 282 00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:14,598 There it is, the whole truth. God, it feels good to get off my chest. 283 00:16:16,697 --> 00:16:18,935 Mark, that is awesome, man. 284 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,436 You are talking about exactly what I want in my life. 285 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,912 I mean, you are a lucky man. 286 00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,973 You know what? I want to make a toast. 287 00:16:27,098 --> 00:16:29,275 - I'm gonna go get a refill. - Sure. 288 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,365 {That was quite}What a speech. 289 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,826 For a second{there}, I totally bought you were in love with me. 290 00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:38,176 You are an awesome actor. 291 00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:40,040 Anything for you guys. 292 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,235 Yeah, thanks for trying. 293 00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:44,875 You know what? I'm not done yet. 294 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:51,384 I brought you over here tonight to meet Hope and maybe offer her a job. 295 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,160 I know. 296 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,966 She's cool, 297 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,766 but Katie has that special something. 298 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,935 Right, but she's taken. 299 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,087 - No, she's not. - What do you mean? 300 00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:06,699 You two aren't dating, you're not married. 301 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:11,112 I mean, you're an actor. You can come up with something better than that. 302 00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,573 I think you're thinking of writers. 303 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:15,374 Mark, please. 304 00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:18,897 You think I got this far not knowing how to read people? 305 00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:21,414 - I know the truth. - What truth? 306 00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:25,210 That you're really in love with her and she doesn't know it yet. 307 00:17:28,723 --> 00:17:30,073 Who are you, man? 308 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,672 Listen, Katie, 309 00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:40,684 - I have something to tell you. - Wait. 310 00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:45,603 I know you're a big, powerful person, but it is my turn to talk. 311 00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:51,853 You are incredibly good-looking and rich and all of that, 312 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:54,039 but tonight was about getting Hope a job. 313 00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:56,366 And if that doesn't work out, then that's fine. 314 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,285 No, it's not, not really. 315 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,229 But if you think you can come in here and hit on me 316 00:18:02,354 --> 00:18:05,166 with my Mark standing right there, you are a five-letter word for mistaken. 317 00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:06,509 "Wrong"! 318 00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:13,336 I wasn't going to ask you out. 319 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,427 I was going to ask you to come work for me. 320 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,761 - What? - Why? 321 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,555 I need a permanent assistant. 322 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,225 You're a good friend, you're loyal, you're super-smart. 323 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,494 I have a good feeling about you. 324 00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,521 It'll be strictly professional. 325 00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:29,482 I don't know what to say. 326 00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:32,360 Katie, can I see you in the kitchen for a second? 327 00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:33,973 Sure. 328 00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:37,098 Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry about that. 329 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:42,410 - I thought you were backing off. - I am. 330 00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:44,396 I didn't say how far. 331 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,378 - Take the job. - What? 332 00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:52,781 Sweetie, you're a receptionist at a law office. 333 00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:55,008 This guy's last assistant is running her own company. 334 00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:58,297 - I don't want to run a company. - Then do it for me because I do. 335 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,844 You get in, you bring me in. That's how it works. 336 00:19:02,027 --> 00:19:04,721 - Hope, I don't know. - You hate your current job. 337 00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:08,146 If you're gonna hate a job, hate a job that can help me. 338 00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:12,692 So, listen, this has been a real interesting evening, 339 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,737 - but I gotta get going. - So what do you say, Katie? 340 00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:18,740 Well, how much would I make, exactly? 341 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,994 Well, I am emailing that to you right... 342 00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:23,669 Now. 343 00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:29,209 She'll do it. 344 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,087 Yes, but again, it is purely professional. 345 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:36,925 Great, no problem. I'll shoot you an IM with the details. 346 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,533 Thank you, David. 347 00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,554 I mean, I'm blown away, but this is a great opportunity. 348 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,431 To hell with business. Let's you and I go out drinking and pick up hot chicks. 349 00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:49,771 That is the first sensible thing you've said all night. 350 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:55,460 Where do you get leather business cards anyway? 351 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:06,119 {PUB}- Do you really think that? - What? 352 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,638 What you said before, whenever guys talk to girls, 353 00:20:08,763 --> 00:20:10,667 we{'re really} only think{*ing} about having sex with you? 354 00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:13,253 That's totally not true. 355 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,157 Man, I'd love to have sex with you. 356 00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:20,282 That's just the way guys are. Girls are way more evolved. 357 00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,595 We think about plenty of other things besides sex. 358 00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,031 Man, I am horny. 359 00:20:26,219 --> 00:20:28,219 All right, you two, scoot over. 360 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,466 Game's on. 361 00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:33,182 Love watching those cheerleaders. 362 00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:34,941 I Hope it's cold out. 363 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:40,069 - Hey, guys, has the game started yet? - No, but it's about to. 364 00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:45,326 I love watching football players... Butts so tight, you can crack a walnut. 365 00:20:47,469 --> 00:20:50,007 Hey, everybody, there's a Star Trek marathon on. 366 00:20:50,132 --> 00:20:51,040 Wanna watch? 367 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,969 Hey, everybody, there's a Star Trek marathon on. 368 00:20:54,308 --> 00:20:55,308 Wanna watch? 369 00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:58,494 Did you guys hear that? 370 00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:03,094 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0